Quote For The Weekend (Batman Edition)

The Joker: No, nooooo. I don’t want to go back to jail, Batman!
Batman (in remarkably, even slightly eerily calm voice): I know. But—you’re the bad guy.
The Joker: Yeah, I know. I’m the bad guy! But—but—AHHHHH! (repeated screams)
Batman: Robin? Let’s go to the water park.
Robin: Oh man, Batman, all right! Check OUT it! Let’s go!
Batman: Great. Okay. You get the towels. I’ll get the Bat Boat. Good work. I’m proud of you, Robin. Let’s go.
Robin: Wheeeeeee!

—My Almost 5 Year Old, Playing (overheard as I spiked his pizza sauce with carrot puree, super finely chopped broccoli, and flaxseed oil—while stifling laughter)

Da Bat(Man)

About PB Rippey

Writer, wife, mother, grateful. Fiction, memoir, poetry, kidlit (MG), member SCBWI. pbwrites.wordpress.com
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1 Response to Quote For The Weekend (Batman Edition)

  1. Marieke says:

    I can totally picture it. Priceless!

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