Poet Distracted By Whales

This is my brain on poetry: Precise chaos vanishing.

Had to take a break from editing Trouble. Did so by editing a new poem. It’s almost 9p.m. My spouse has once again passed out with the toddler when putting him to bed. There is nothing to distract me from editing but: Myself.

And an amazing Vimeo piece on an artist photographing whales and swimming with them in the “3rd Dimension”, meaning when the surface of the ocean ceases to exist and you feel like you’re floating in Outer Space with a megaton mammal kindly agreeing to “dance” with you…Obviously I am avoiding my writing. However, the whale Vimeo is timely and inspiring. I will remember the term “3rd Dimension” for Trouble.

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When You’re Writing…

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My official “Trouble” roughhead blenny mascot returns

The good news is, I haven’t been posting because I am going over Trouble Beneath The Waves. I do this while my son eats his meals. I do this when my husband returns from work and takes over the household by walking the dog and toddler. I do this after our son is in bed. I sometimes do this while my son is outside throwing the ball for the dog, or obsessed with his train table, or coloring in a book. Today I was tapping away at my manuscript while my son waited for me to come into his room and nap with him—to clarify, he’d just eaten lunch and decided it was naptime. “In a sec,” I said. “Read a book,” I suggested. “Sing a song and I’ll be in!” 10 minutes later I checked on him and he was snoozing hard (hm–I might be onto something…). And sometimes I’m pouring over Trouble when I should be: Doing everything else, like laundry, or Swiffer-ing the Pergo. What astonishes me is this: Whether it’s 10 minutes of writing/editing, or 2 hours, the time zips by—which must mean I’m doing something I love. So! For the love of yellow roughhead blennies, farewell for now. I cannot lose a minute! I can only lose my—I was going to say mind, but that went years ago, before marriage, much less my wonderful child, so I won’t say anything at all, but simply sign off. Just. Like. This…

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SCBWI Writer’s Day

Trouble Beneath The Waves received a Special Mention at today’s SCBWI Writer’s Day. For some reason I thought winners of the contests (2 honorees in each category—Most Promising Manuscript and Special Mention) had already been announced and printed on the SCBWI website, so I almost fell out of my chair when my name was called. I also had my ticket picked out of a pumpkin and won half off admission to the next Writer’s Day. And I have a new immediate goal of pouring over my manuscript and getting it out to the editor I met today and whose business card is in my possession. For 7 hours I listened and learned in an appealingly dimly lit auditorium—with a lunch break (during which I met a YA writer from Tehachapi whose novel-in-progress sounds utterly intriguing). For 7 hours there were no dirty diapers in my life, no pets to appease, no tantrums to breathe through, no boo-boo’s to kiss, no meals to ponder and produce.

I AM A HUMAN BEING!

The welcome I received upon returning home, however? Those little arms squeezing my neck as he declared his Wuv of Mama? The dog slobbery-ecstatic? My husband’s huge smile and congratulations? The house dissolving instantly into its own unique blend of (functional) domestic chaos? My best experience of the day.

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Writer’s Day Approach(eth)

I am ready to attend tomorrow’s SCBWI Writer’s Day in Thousand Oaks. I just finished submitting my printing order(s) to whatever Kinko’s is now called, so that I may swing by in the morning and pick up stuff that may come in handy tomorrow and pick up stuff I’m supposed to submit tomorrow upon my arrival at: Writer’s Day—our home still being A House Of 2 Writers, yet printer-free. There are reasons and explanations for this lack of a printer (although 2 printers currently live in our guest room)—but it’s Friday night, my writer-spouse is deeply asleep with the toddler in the toddler’s bed (spouse probably made it barely to the chorus of his nightly toddler-lullaby, Sweet Baby James, before checking out), I’m sipping that new Semillon that Trader Joe’s is frantic about, I’m anticipating a cookie and the latest episode of “Modern Family” before I, too, check out—many, many little witches and monkeys and Buzz Lightyears and pink skeletons and garden gnomes and Mickey Mice and Ohio State cheerleaders visited my home today and my home is still a lovely, post-visit wreck—the dog has been walked and is snoozing, loudly, in his crate—so—what, explain? Explain this: brain is oversopped sponge, yet insists on thinking.

Happy weekend. Happy Halloween! Must buy candy…

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Time (said in 3 syllables)

Currently difficult to impossible to fathom where the time is going, has gone. October nearly vanished, we are actually moving into the hyper-acceleration months of November and December, when Thanksgiving and Christmas bleed into one and my son turns 3. Another year zipping by! And so I have posted a picture of moss. Neon posing, gorgeously clingy, moss is—no, of course I’m not going to continue. However, when T I M E  P A S S I N G impedes sanity, staring at moss calms these Final Quarter Of The Year repeated self-questions: Didn’t I just give birth? Wasn’t it only yesterday that I “finished” my children’s novel? I’m how old now and how many years younger is that than J.K. Rowling (and Madonna) and how many years older than Stephanie Meyer (and Lady GaGa)? ???

 Look at it—M O S S. A combination of Riverish and Stuck. Rock Thought (manifested). What a Muse sweats. No, of course I’m not going to continue. Am returning to goals 1 and 2 before my son is 16 and asking me for the car keys and even the prehistoric moss is dead.

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Pack Leader

I have not posted of late. See picture on left. We brought him into our pack and I have been adjusting to the dog element as it relates to freaked out housecats and a toddler with beaucoup d’energy. Le French Fry. Just threw that in for no reason. Tucker is 4. We rescued him. His version of “kill, Fido, kill” is to roll over and have someone scratch his tummy like they really mean it. He is very pleased to have a family. Personally? I am amazed at how non-stressed I am, considering Tucker needs training. I am in a stepped-up-league of “Tested Mama” and enjoying my experience, learning bizarre new levels of Self-Growth-Self-Potential-Patience, and new levels of confidence as I—as Leader Of The Pack—push the jogging strolling with one hand and grip a leash (while arm remains relaxed) with the other. Humans are marvelous walking bottles of Untapped Miracles. And so are dogs.

Writing: Re-working that short story mentioned in uber-recent posts; making my Sunday Mommy Blogging deadline; tweaking new poem (also previously mentioned). Since we still don’t have a printer, I am emailing my story to Kinko’s and picking it up this afternoon as the journal I’m submitting to has no online submission option (does this make them quaint?). Things are jumping around here. Okay, Muse?

Oh—and if you haven’t peeked at the Henry Miller Library website of late, do. It’s all mega concerts and—Sven From Sweden—and—a specifically certain kind of: Wow. I met Magnus at the Big Sur Children’s Writing Workshops one Winter (before husband, child, pets, suburbia, LIFE LIFE LIFE). He was very sweet and Big Sur Shaggy and running things in a Zen sort of way that included deep breaths and intense looks followed by huge, full-moon smiles. I ended up leaving the conference early—partly because my stomach was not behaving and mostly because after one day there I knew I wasn’t getting what my manuscript needed. I will always remember the woman who told me to be careful of using “made-up-language” in my story. She said: “Made-up-language, like, you know, what Tolkien does, is distracting. You should be aware of that.” I just stared at her, frozen with shock, until she said, “Yeah, my daughter gives me that same look when I tell her I can’t read Tolkien because of the ANNOYING LANGUAGES.” I will always remember the author who critiqued the first page of my manuscript while trying to build a fire in her cabin’s fireplace. She was irked because “the help” hadn’t arrived to light the fire before her workshop students arrived. Completely distracted and flustered by her task, I received the choppiest, vaguest criticism to date. I will never forget my one-on-one with a children’s author who critiqued the first three chapters of my manuscript. The second I crossed her cabin’s threshold, she declared she ADORED my chapters and confessed, “I was so moved by your writing that I was going to call you by your little heroine’s name instead of your own!”—and then she touted Grendel for a bit while repeatedly glancing at her watch. I try to forget the lecture delivered on manuscript First Pages—the all-too-usual spiel from an agent:  “If a first page doesn’t read Snappy, the submission goes right into the trash bin.” I cannot call any page that Tolkien has ever written: Snappy. Nor Philip Pullman’s pages. Nor Joan Aiken’s. I can call them: fascinating, intelligent and fluid —and I aspire. 

Since that conference, I have reserved Big Sur for the retreat it has been for me since I was a kid: imagination-sparking rustic cabins huddled in Redwood forests, wild, wind imprinted beaches, icy river water, well-roaring fireplaces, Nepenthe’s at sunset, sun-gold foothills. I can find a poem in Andrew Molera, discover first pages along any Point Lobos trail, enjoy fresh, interesting syntax with every sip of Mexican Coffee on Ventana’s terrace—yes, okay pushing it. I’m due for a Big Sur visit—this time with spouse, toddler and Tucker experiencing it with me. We’ll probably skip the library, though—unless they allow dogs.

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Writing Companion

Sometimes Julian joins me in my bed office, keeps an eye on me while I fuss with the keyboard, picks at his rope, emits charming whistles. He’s a good listener when I read a draft out loud—although my voice seems to make him sleepy…huh. Such a cheerful fellow. I try to learn from him, to find a perky whistle when I want to tear my hair out and throw the computer across the room…Perhaps you noticed the cat sticker on my computer. To explain: it was necessary to distinguish my Toshiba from my husband’s identical black Toshiba—he has dog stickers on his. We have a toddler, as I may have mentioned. There were limited stickers on hand: cute animals or monster trucks. Yes. Hah! You are, as ever, so astute, Mr. Kipling. It’s true: Instead of writing, I am blogging about my bird and stickers. Fun’s over. Excuse me while I sign off.

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Script Analysis

Tonight was so interesting. Between the usual daily madness of mothering, cleaning, cooking, errand-running, FB-ing, email checking, napping, sock finding, googly-eyed puppet-making, Halloween costume hunting, folding laundry and poem-editing—I was able to read the current draft of a script my husband is writing for BLAAAAANK. PDF files are a joy these days if one needs to make comments. Post-it stickies pop right up and are handily stored (handy, that is, once I figured out the viewing process—during which there were a few inappropriate exclamations and not much ratiocination). So when my husband joined me in our bed  home office this evening to receive my notes, it was all so, so easy and efficient. “See?” I gushed excitedly. “The post-it came right up! Ha ha! Fabulous.” “That’s—really great, PB,” my husband replied, glancing at his watch. “Er—can we move on to the next post-it now?” “Look! Post-it, no post-it, stickie, no stickie. Or you can view them all in List format. Ha ha!”

It was a satisfying togetherness-session. We were like the Keener/what’s-that-actor’s-name duo in People With Money, you know, the script writing couple—except we are not a husband-wife professional screen-writing team, are not remodeling our home, are not headed for divorce and when I bang into something and let out a yelp because I’ve hurt myself, my husband always asks, immediately, “Are you okay?”—because he knows that if the Mother Figure breaks her neck and is exed out of the picture like in every single Disney flick ever made, it will be hard, very hard, to be a single dad (yeah, we’ve seen Kramer vs. Kramer). And, you know, he asks because he loves me.

It’s at this point, when the third blog-paragraph begins and the clock strikes 11:56p.m., that I, upon reading what I’ve written so far, realize it is time to say goodnight. Blacking out now. I mean, END.

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New Workings

Depending on who you talk to (my spouse, Facebook, my infernal muse, ABC.com…) I am working on a new poem. As proof, and in danger of ex-ing myself from the writing genre, here are some lines from this new poem (although of course if proof was necessary, it wouldn’t exist):

no/can’t. do. it!–cannot give proof–am/chicken s***

It was a 3 day weekend. I obtained sleep. Dogs visited us. The heatwave continued. We tried the new Trader Joe’s baked shrimp thingies. I experienced time alone. My son and I attended several heatwave burdened birthday parties. Dadda worked in peace, here and there. The cauliflower plants died, whereas the Lowe’s salvia has gone absolutely mad, pushing sexy purple blossoms on our plot of sweltering San Fernando Valley. More than once we’ve mentioned, achingly, Fall, Fall, Fall—i.e., cool.

I am working: I am, I am.

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Boo, Moan, Woo

On the heels of a rejection, I finished editing my short story and submitted it today—thanks to my spouse whisking the boy to Zuma Beach for the afternoon, leaving me to my laptop in my quiet bedroom office—quiet but for Big Al’s novel-length, audible cat-sighs—silence but for the A/C clicking on because once again we broil in an unseasonly manner, although I doubt unseasonly has pertained to the West San Fernando Valley for some time. It’s just always hot here. My Halloween pirates and skulls are in danger of melting. This might not be a bad thing as my husband and I are constantly startled by our wind-swayed decorations, which we foolishly hung to the height of a tall man—whether heads have bodies, or not. We twinge, we gasp for a moment, we don’t laugh. Our son, however, is never startled, but constantly delighted by his spooky front walk and Pyrate Patio. This is a very, very good thing. Martha Stewart—poet, fiction submitter, sweltering-Fall survivor and Halloween participant—signing off.

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Delusional Wednesday

Sipping champagne (not purchased from Trader Joe’s, but a hip Silver Lake wine store) from a crystal flute with precious ridges, eating dark chocolate covered marzipan bon bons from a heart shaped box in Tiffany’s-blue, so enjoying my spine embedded in the vaguely humming, black-leather-model back-massager-chair, Glee or DWTS or some realm of CSI on the TV and thinking I’m done with edits on my short story and that I’m absolutely ready to submit it. Aaaannnnd—kidding. Except for the edits part. Which means I’ll take a fresh look in the morning–and no doubt edit some more (between playdates, naptime, crafts involving googly eyes, cleaning up cat gak, Finding Nemo and the preparation of toddler-friendly meals—if such meals are truly possible).

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Cutthroat Writer

Yeah. That's right. That's what I'm talking about.

 Currently channeling my inner (or not so inner) Cutthroat Writer (notice her fingers poised to drop to the keyboard and—clack, no—CLACK for hours, even if her toddler wakes up at 5:00a.m., like today, even if “cutthroat writer” means looking like this for the rest of her life—which, if these 5:00a.m. wakings keep on, she certainly will look like this for the rest of her life and—totally forgot where I was going with this.

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Signs

Reading about more than several children’s book authors who recently signed with great lit agents who in turn signed authors on for 2 and/or 3 book deals with major publishing companies.

What recession? Or whatever you want to call it? What dearth of publishing? What self-publishing is the only hope, Obi Wan and other dire proclomations*? Or rather: So what? If I was wanting signs of hope—or proof—I found them. Or they found me. My butt on my bedroom’s bed office writing chair, I persevere.

*Will never have agent or book published if forget to use spell check and eyesight/brain connection keeps failing when obvious misspellings pop up in own writing, in own BLOG.

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Type Type Type

In serious talks with brain. Back soon.

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Cooler I Have Been

I’m over the Book Club Blues and previous “froggy” state and have moved on to more-than-contemplating my goals, which meant working on a short story today in this freaky heatwave of 113 degrees, which is all anyone in the San Fernando Valley and environs can talk about. People who live in the desert (parts of which were cooler, today, than here) are laughing at us. Freaky. In any case, I edited while my son ate breakfast.  I woke up before he was finished napping and edited. I edited while he ate dinner and watched Pocoyo. I edited when my husband returned from work and the toddler rushed him to the back of the house for “animals” and other shenanigans games that unfortunately involved the toddler’s head meeting his bedroom wall, loudly. And I edited after the toddler retired with Bear, Nemo, Monkey and a medley of blankets tucked around him as our A/C is effective—it’s not icy in here, but definitely coooool, dee da dee da dee da. I cannot write in unsupervised heat, think in it, create, mother well, but who can mother well in 113 degrees? On days such as these, DVD’s of Pocoyo, Bob The Builder, Thomas The Train, Toy Story—all count as Caregivers. And toddler-books, of course. And folding the laundry and having him put it away in drawers I point out to him is a good little canter. And washing dishes with the toddler in charge of the rinser apparatus distracts and teaches for at least 15 minutes. And there’s always: Crafts. I’m not all deadbeat mother. Just—penned in by Farenheit. Tomorrow, though, we will drive to the beach dee da dee da dee da…

Finished Alice I Have Been, by Melanie Benjamin. (Rhyme!) The most interesting part of the book (for me) was 3/4’s of the way through when Alice is middle-aged and her sons must go to war. I won’t spoil it for you, but Benjamin’s writing skills kick in here tremendously, enough so that I zipped straight over to Wikipedia’s Alice Liddell (Alice In Wonderland) as soon as I finished the book. I can’t imagine writing historical fiction (unless, of course, I’m writing about my own life). I remain confused about the genre–am I to trust the author’s “historical research”, and/but how much? This is how I ache to be reassured: “Hi, I’m Melanie Benjamin and I channeled the ghost of Alice Liddell for a year,” or, “I found the missing pages from Dodgson’s journal, you know, the pages thought burnt by his relatives, those pages stating what REALLY went on between he and Alice,” etc. It seems that when reading historical fiction I need my hand held (tightly),  and da dee da dee da dee da… Pay attention to the train, is all I can say. The train that warm afternoon from the picnic back to Oxford. And no matter what really happened, there’s this: Alice was just a little girl. It wasn’t her fault. And even if it was her fault, it wasn’t her fault, because she was small, a child, an innocent with difficult parents and a creepy neighbor who liked young girls—lots and lots of young girls.

This dog has nothing to do with anything, except that we are seeking to adopt a labrador, preferably a golden lab, but who can say for sure? We met one dog over the weekend, but he felt the need to dominate our getting-to-know-you chat by totally ignoring my husband, putting me in a neck hold with his paws and almost slamming me down on a coffee table. Plus, he tried to nip the toddler. Luckily he has a wonderful foster parent. As does doggy in the picture. All that any of this means is: I’m gearing up for another go round on my short story and avoiding my writing by filling in my blog. Why in the heck do you think it is we don’t subscribe to cable? Still, things must be said, life must be lived. Here’s to tomorrow’s beach excursion and edits during meals.

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Book Club Blues

Tonight I will not be writing in order to attend Book Club. Left is our discussion topic. In keeping with the spirit of the book, I will be bringing shrimp potstickers to share. I wanted to bring Sake and drink it all myself, but that wouldn’t be very giving or seemly and anyway some of the members are pregnant. I enjoyed the book. It was a NYT Bestseller. I didn’t realize that until after I’d read it. How wonderful for the author. I enjoyed reading the interview with Jamie Ford at the end of the book. How nice that books offer such interviews these days. How pleasant. How lovely. I learned about JF’s writing process, his writer’s boot camp experience, that a chapter in the book was once a short story that wound up a Glimmer Train Finalist—not a Glimmer Train top 25 Finalist, but a Finalist, which means one is allowed to promote an unpublished short story as a genuine GT Finalist, even though one’s name will not be listed anywhere on the GT site and definitely not in the Top 25. I know this becuase I have been a GT Finalist several times. And, back when GT was into poetry, a Top 25 Poetry Finalist. I have never worked any of my short stories into a novel. Nor do I seem to have stand-alone chapters in my novels that can substitute as short stories. I would have to tweak and rewrite and none of this has to do with the above book club selection. I’m going to Book Club. Good night. But before I go, I will say that as my son toyed with his pasta dinner, I worked on a short story I plan to submit to Glimmer Train. Another goal. And since I have more energy today vs. yesterday, bring them on (goals, I mean). Did I like the book? Yes, I liked it. My only big problem was the dialogue between Henry and Keiko—their conversations (and, actually, anytime they spoke) kicked me way, way out of the story. Good night!  And not a frog fish in sight. (see previous post–or, not)

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A Tad Froggy

This is me right now. Not well seen. Murky on the outside. Rough. Blug. Frozen in dubious water. Were it not for the toddler, I would be an exact copy of the frog fish in the photo, only atrophied. I am not crying woes—just being honest. For some reason it was easier to work on my novel away from  home, by myself with my energetic child and no spouse to take over in the evenings. I was outrageously outgoing. And now I am this. I know it will pass, that my energy will return (I think I wore my child out, too–3 hour naps all week–most unusual), but in the interim—huh. I just totally forgot what I was going to write. Distracted by the frog fish photo. It really does look froggish. Those stocky, wrestler-wide “arms” and webbed “feet”that look as though they’ve got some major KAPOW in them, the tough frog fish on the block, the survivor…hm…In the interim, I am going to return to my Library and continue reading, Alice I Have Been, by Melanie Benjamin. I hear my goals. They have resorted to shouting rude things quite frequently and loudly to get my attention. All I can tell them at this time is: Ribbit (with bubbles). Ribbit (I’ll be back).

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Welcome Home, PB And Child

I think the most interesting part of my recent retreat was learning that I can, in fact, contrary to previous experience, do the temporary-single-parenting thing and write. Away from my husband for 6 days, away from playdates and email and constant internet access, alone with my energetic toddler most of the time, I still honored my writing promises and edited and created every day. Things that helped make honoring my promises possible: 45 minute naps to the toddler’s 2 hour naps, thereby giving me time alone on the couch by a window with a writing-friendly view such as above. My son’s Aunties, their bunnies, dogs, wit and experience-with-children. Grandma and her zoo dates, museum dates and Pokyo dates and showing up in the evening to bathe the boy, to his delight, giving me a chance to breathe, or power walk,  or visit an internet cafe. The beach and my son’s love of it, the ocean’s magic inspiring me. The house we sat, a friendly class-act where my son feels utterly at ease, going right to sleep each evening (though I blame that on his Mama’s vigilance with keeping him outdoors and running around in fresh mountain and ocean air as much as possible).

It’s the sort of house with odd bits, like archways and global decor. Good for a young mind. Good for a tired mama’s mind. Looking up from the laptop, I enjoyed spotting a Russian thingamajig in full cossacky wear, or an Indonesian goddess-type casting her sweeping, serene stone gaze upon the living room, or all the titles and titles of books in all the sunken shelves in almost every room. I kept the doors open during the day so we could hear the patio’s fountain and birds as we read books, or lay down to nap, or as I typed, alone, in the room of my choosing. 

I think it helped, our retreat–helped me solidify what I’m doing as a writer. I think it made me see myself freshly, and rediscover personal capabilities thought permanently dulled after two and a half years of broken sleep.

I was, though, nevertheless ecstatic when my spouse showed up on the 6th day, my son and I both responding similarly to his arrival (squeals of delight, kisses, much excited jumping-up-and-down), catching up with each other by heading for (where else?) the beach.

I can do it. I can be a good mother and I can write. I. Can. Do. It. (without a trusty nanny in sight–or, just grandma, next door–which would be nice)

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On “Retreat”

What does “retreat” really mean? Regifting Halloween candy you’ve trick-or-treated for your toddler? Putting a fresh coat of cream cheese frosting on your yellow squash cupcakes because your toddler licked it all off while you were on the phone, looking out a window, your back to the kitchen?

I think not.

Retreat means: Housesitting with no Internet connection.

What better time, then, to write and edit and revise my middle-grade novel as I prepare to hunt for a literary agent? I’m looking forward to the experience and will report back Sunday, when the toddler and I will say farewell to cool, invigorating ocean walks and return to our stifling and enormous desert valley for what I hope will be the onset of an early Fall. Until then, here’s to the vigilance of some muses and the thrill of the extremely important grind that is editing, editing, editing. (While I’m away, feel free to visit Bigfoot–he/she’s perfect for a writing break and a freaky jaunt into imagination.)

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TGIF?

It appears to be Friday–again. I managed to finish this week’s immediate goal, which will ignite a slew of similar goals in upcoming weeks, especially next week, when once again I go on:   r e t r e a t. With. My. Son. The toddler. And my laptop. And the diaper bag (must. not. forget. bag.). We shall leave so that my husband (the paid writer in the family–so far) may work in peace, without being pestered for cookies and kisses (that would be me, pestering). We shall also leave because we love the house we are minding, its fountain and piano and close proximity to parks, botanic gardens and (my favorite–hopefully my son’s favorite, too–so far so good, as his Mama secretly hurtles him toward a future career in the marine sciences) the beach.

I fnished my immediate goal just in time—meaning before toddler bedtime and what is supposed to be movie-date-night with my spouse. We don’t have much luck with our date-nights (see recent previous posts–or, not). However, we perservere. Tonight we will try and make it through “Date Night”. The movie, I mean–and I suppose I also mean our date to watch “Date Night” without falling asleep. We plan on popcorn popped in olive oil. And I plan on eating most of it.

The rest of my world is stimulating the boy by getting him out in nature (reading Last Child In The Woods will make any parent want to shove their kid into the closest forest and scream, PLAY), diaper changes, WTH to fix for meals and editing, editing, editing between Dora, Diego and naps.

Date night was supposed to start 17 minutes ago. Hmmm…

Good night and may your weekend be filled with fortuitous edits.

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Spelunking (brain), back soon

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To Really Explain

Mysterious scribbles on envelope and registration checks

I realized I wanted to attend a children’s literature writer’s day.  When I realized this, I also realized (with what felt like a bucket of icewater dumped on my head) that the deadline for registering for the writer’s day was in 2 days. This meant staying up until after midnight for 2 nights (my son rising at 5:30a.m. both of the subsequent mornings), scouring/editing the first 10 pages of my middle-grade novel and editing my synopsis. On the day of the postmark deadline,  I frantically re-read my submission, emailed it to Kinko’s for printing (still no new printer), re-did the envelope and rewrote the registration checks after finding them scribbled on by my son—juggling these submission Musts with fixing breakfast, acknowledging toddler cries of delight over veggie sausage links and scrambled “eggy” and whatever intriguing scenes he was enjoying in his morning movie, “Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs”, cleaning up cat gak and helping my husband locate the shoe polish—in short: I prepared a submission in the midst of normal, chaotic everyday life on little sleep and dubious tasting coffee (will I EVER make the perfect cup?).

I’m tired. But mission accomplished–my first big mission (besides Moth and BB) in over 2 and a half years (see my other blog—or, not). After mailing The Package, I took my son to an indoor playground next door to the post office to celebrate. Except that I forgot the diaper bag back at home and we had to leave the joint, hurry across the way to Whole Foods, purchase super expensive diapers and wipes (because “naturally” costs more), hurry back to the indoor playground, change the boy in the restroom and then, finally, I was able to oblige his anticipation and excitement and turn him loose on the mobbed train tables, slightly scary new-fangled-jungle-gym thingy and poorly lit ball pit. A good day!

It’s now Friday night—again (???)—and my husband and I are attempting movie night—again. We’re planning on (guess!): “Casino Royale”——again. Maybe we’ll make it through the opening action sequence this time. I’m very optimistic.

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To Explain

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My official "Trouble" manuscript mascot

Moth, BB, done. Think: The diet of Roughhead Blennis. Think mantas. Breath anemones. Be tube sponges. Feel sand between toes (visited playground today). Shhhhhhh…Am editing Trouble.

 

 

 

 

 

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About Ready Is My Middle Name

I am about ready to record my Moth Radio submission. Also about ready to mail my BB submission tomorrow morning. Feels. Like. I’m! Ploughing. Through. Serious goo. (Said using Captain Kirk cadence.) I’m not as swift as I used to be when it comes to submissions and writing/editing—but not-being-as-swift has taught me PATIENCE. (Said as though on extreme caffeine high.) PATIENCE with my writing is like fire: Good, heat, fire, good. (Tone obvious, no?)

And what else have you been up to, PB? You mean besides my husband emitting a horrifying, guttural yell at 6a.m. this morning because the cat peed on his arm? Ah. Well. That’s another blog. I will reveal here, however, that I attended Agape last Sunday morning with a friend and received an enormously powerful, blow-your-bra-off-ish, spiritual ingestion of positive affirmation regarding what the heck I’m doing in/with my writing life, the sort of spiritual injection I would  have scoffed at back in my early 30’s–or 20’s, even–when I was learning how to be debilitatingly critical. I don’t have time to be critical anymore—at least, not to the debilitating degree. Too many important t h i n g s are occuring in my life that is the supreme adventure.   T h i n g s (said in Alan Rickman’s voice when he’s playing Snape) I cannot ignore.

And with that, I depart my blog to record in the supreme quiet of the currently stalled conversion-adventure that is our simple garage.

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New Printer

Look. Fish. They’re staying with us. We are fish-sitting. I feel badly when I turn out their light each evening—one moment it’s daylight on the reef, and in literally the next: darkness. Can that be good?

Tomorrow I am buying a new wireless printer from Best Buy, a Canon that comes with a 1 year warranty to replace the failure-ridden wireless HP that refuses to talk to Windows 7 on a regular basis, or feed paper properly. This is my life at the moment: I want to print. I want to print. Can this wanting be good? I think so. I want—zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz fishfishfish 

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